{"id":345,"date":"2025-10-06T21:21:25","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T21:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sakuratranslation.com\/?p=345"},"modified":"2025-11-01T01:43:25","modified_gmt":"2025-11-01T01:43:25","slug":"guide-on-how-to-fail-at-online-dating-46","status":"publish","type":"chapter","link":"https:\/\/www.velvetink.xyz\/es\/chapter\/guide-on-how-to-fail-at-online-dating-46\/","title":{"rendered":"Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating 46"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Chapter 46<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi had played games for so many years but had never encountered a fireworks system. Never mind assembling fireworks, he didn&#8217;t even know the exact location of the fireworks vendor.<br><br>Now Jing Huan should understand Qiu Feng&#8217;s intentions very clearly.<br><br>Under normal circumstances, Little Sweet Jing would have immediately left the party, but at this moment the little fox spirit stood in the scholar&#8217;s party without moving a muscle, and Qiu Feng did the same.<br><br>It was obvious\u2014they were privately chatting in the team.<br><br>What were they talking about?<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi thought about it. The person who had just been &#8220;sharing a bed&#8221; with him probably wouldn&#8217;t have changed feelings so quickly. Besides, judging by Qiu Feng&#8217;s past love life, the other party wasn&#8217;t gay.<br><br>But the little fox spirit stood straight on the firework, showing no sign of leaving.<br><br>Shouldn&#8217;t he tell the junior about Qiufeng&#8217;s situation?<br><br>The thought was dismissed by Xiang Huaizhi as soon as it surfaced \u2014 if Jing Huan truly liked that scumbag, he&#8217;d really be playing matchmaker.<br><br>Behind them, Lu Hang was nearly out of breath from running the quest, grumbling, &#8220;This quest is a nightmare, one stage wants me to find like ten NPCs. How long did you take to do it back then\u2026 Never mind, I&#8217;ll get a milk tea to perk up. Xiang, do you want one?&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;No.&#8221;<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi suddenly remembered the three cups of milk tea he had just bought for the little fox spirit; maybe Jing Huan was now sipping the drink he\u2019d bought while pouring out her heart to Qiu Feng under the moon.<br><br>He withdrew his gaze, twitched his fingers, and the black-robed man turned and ran out of the map, returning to the main city.<br><br>Why worry so much? He and Jing Huan were unrelated; he shouldn\u2019t interfere in her affairs.<br><br>Besides, Jing Huan had the right to choose. If Qiu Feng was the type she liked, then all the better \u2014 she wouldn\u2019t come pester him anymore.<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi forced a composed face to comfort himself, then opened his game inventory and glanced at the gem lying there quietly.<br><br>If the little fox spirit truly intended to get involved with another man, then this gem seemed no longer appropriate to give away.<br><br>Jing Huan had never seen such extravagant fireworks before.<br><br>He stared blankly at the character &#8220;\u666f&#8221; beneath his feet, surrounded by hearts, and didn&#8217;t snap out of it for a long time.<br><br>&#8220;Is it pretty, Xiao Jingjing?&#8221; Qiu Feng&#8217;s tone was gentle. &#8220;I just figured it out\u2014made several failed versions.&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;It&#8217;s beautiful.&#8221; Jing Huan exclaimed. &#8220;The firework system can actually be used like this?&#8221;<br><br>He had seen Lu Wenhao set off heart-shaped fireworks for his wife in the dorm before; heart fireworks were an old trick, plenty of tutorial posts on the forum covered them. But he&#8217;d never seen anyone spell out a character inside a heart.<br><br>Qiu Feng smiled at that and finally saw hope.<br><br>Look, the girl was so moved she\u2019d gone live.<br><br>&#8220;If you like it, that&#8217;s enough.&#8221; He said with a smile, &#8220;If you want, I&#8217;ll make it for you every day.&#8221;<br><br>Jing Huan: &#8220;No, that&#8217;s too many flowers\u2014didn&#8217;t that cost a lot?&#8221;<br><br>The worst thing about assembled fireworks is that every component and special effect is sold separately; even making a big heart usually costs a couple of hundred yuan.<br><br>&#8220;Not much,&#8221; Qiufeng said casually. &#8220;Just over five hundred for each one; including the duds, it only cost a bit more than eight hundred gold.&#8221;<br><br>He knew exactly how to chase a woman \u2014 first, you had to let her know that you were willing to spend money on her.<br><br>Jing Huan was genuinely stunned.<br><br>The money was secondary; it was the thought and effort he&#8217;d put into that heart-shaped picture that was enough to move anyone.<br><br>If he had that skill, who couldn\u2019t he chase?<br><br>No wonder he couldn\u2019t stir her heart\u2014compared to Qiu Feng, he was worthless!<br><br>Sure enough, compared to sweet talk and flattery, concrete actions were still the most effective.<br><br>While Jinghuan was reflecting, her friend&#8217;s icon suddenly blinked.<br><br>[Friend] Xin Xiang Wang Zhi: .<br><br>Jing Huan was stunned. When did Xin Xiang Wang Zhi come online?<br><br>[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: [heart][heart][heart] Brother!<br><br>[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: My eyes are blind, I actually didn&#8217;t see your online notification! TvT<br><br>Seeing that familiar sticker and emoji, Xiang Huaizhi couldn&#8217;t help but breathe a sigh of relief.<br><br>[Friend] Xin Xiang Wang Zhi: Just logged on, are you doing the dungeon or not?<br><br>After sending that, Xiang Huaizhi opened the dungeon list and considered which instance to run.<br><br>The Nine Heroes dungeons reset weekly for challenge attempts, but because there are so many of them players can\u2019t finish them all, so everyone picks the high-experience ones to do.<br><br>[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Ah, brother, I won&#8217;t post a chapter today.<br><br>[Friend] Xin Xiang Wang Zhi: ?<br><br>[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I have a bit of something to do! &amp;gt;.&amp;lt;<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi instinctively glanced at Jinghuan&#8217;s friend info.<br><br>Still in the Moon Palace, not even the coordinates had changed.<br><br>[Friend] Xin Xiang Wang Zhi: Got it.<br><br>After replying, he closed the chat window and the instance interface together, then expressionlessly opened a video app.<br><br>He casually clicked on a newly released film and had only watched for a few minutes when the Nine Heroes task bar at the bottom suddenly lit up.<br><br>Someone sent him a message in the game.<br><br>Ever since he met Xiao Tianjing, he hadn&#8217;t closed his inbox. This time the private message came from a level-43 alt.<br><br>[Private] Secretly Missing: Are you there?<br><br>[Private] Secretly Missing: I&#8217;m Xian Mengmeng, this is my alt. Don&#8217;t hurry to block me yet\u2014I came to you this time because I have a business proposition.<br><br>[Private] Xin Xiang Wang Zhi: Go ahead.<br><br>[Private] Tou Tou Xiang Nian: Is your team planning to kill the War God?<br><br>[Private] Tou Tou Xiang Nian: I know Lu Tiaotiao is running the War God quest. I wanted to ask if your team&#8217;s first-person perspective of killing the War God could be streamed in my channel? I can pay.<br><br>Although Jiuxia had been running for years, there weren&#8217;t many teams that had actually slain the War God; most only managed it after wiping several times. Because of the uncertainties involved, few people livestream these kills\u2014afraid of wiping, and even more afraid of wiping and still failing.<br><br>And on the rare occasions when he killed the War God live, the number of viewers was astonishing.<br><br>So as soon as Xian Mengmeng heard that Lu Tiaotiao was going to kill the War God, she immediately thought of this plan.<br><br>[Private Message] Xin Xiang Wang Zhi: How do I get a first-person perspective?<br><br>[Private Message] Tou Tou Xiang Nian: Just bring me along on your account, my gear is already all set.<br><br>They were the backups her fans had worked for many days and nights to earn.<br><br>Afraid Heart-to-Heart would disagree, she hurriedly added.<br><br>[Private Message] Secretly Missing: Don&#8217;t worry about Xiaotianjing \u2014 I&#8217;ll pay four shares, one for each person on the team; I can give her a little more.<br><br>[Private Message] Heart-to-Heart: Not short on money.<br><br>[Private Message] Secretly Missing You: &#8230;You said you&#8217;d make it up to me.<br><br>[Private Message] Heart&#8217;s Desire: I can compensate your financial loss, but I won&#8217;t team up with you.<br><br>After sending that, Xiang Huaizhi reopened the &#8220;reject messages from strangers&#8221; toggle.<br><br>Xian Mengmeng couldn&#8217;t get sympathy here, so she went back to Luhang to cry about it.<br><br>&#8220;tsk, I told Xian Mengmeng you wouldn&#8217;t agree, why is she still coming to find you,&#8221; Lu Hang said.<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi didn&#8217;t even look up: &#8220;Block strangers.&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;I never use that feature. What if some little girl who adores me comes looking for me?&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, she won&#8217;t.&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;Well, you never know\u2014look at Xiaojingjing, isn&#8217;t she the same?&#8221;<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi seemed to have been poked in a sore spot; after a long moment he said, &#8220;I mean, there&#8217;s no little girl who worships you.&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;&#8230;Dammit.&#8221;<br><br>Lu Hang gave Xian Mengmeng a few perfunctory words, found hunting NPCs boring, and decided to log into WeChat on his computer to chat with the guild members.<br><br>Once the workweek starts, the guild chat channels quiet down; only WeChat keeps the conversations going.<br><br>&#8220;Fuck!!!&#8221;<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi heard the person behind shout suddenly.<br><br>He frowned, not yet having time to ask.<br><br>&#8220;These fireworks are badass, Qiu Feng is ruthless, I admit it, completely admit it. I&#8217;ll give him the title of the biggest asshole in Mirror Flowers, Water Moon\u2014I don&#8217;t deserve it.&#8221; Lu Hang opened the large image and murmured, &#8220;So you can do fireworks like this\u2014learned something.&#8221;<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi turned his head; the romantic scene that had unfolded in the Moon Palace today had been screenshotted by Qiu Feng and posted in the guild group.<br><br>He withdrew his gaze, opened WeChat, and began scrolling through the chat history.<br><br>Qiu Feng: [image] Aren&#8217;t these fireworks awesome?<br><br>Mo Wen Guqi: Holy shit, badass!<br><br>True Love Zhizhi Taotao: The sect leader is too amazing [kneeling]<br><br>Wind-Chasing Youth: Wait, isn&#8217;t the focus that character &#8220;Jing&#8221; and the little sweet Jing standing on the fireworks!!<br><br>Maimai Silent: Did the sect leader catch up?<br><br>Xiaoxiao: As expected, congratulations to the sect leader! Can&#8217;t wait for the wedding feast! [smile]<br><br>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br><br>Next came a flood of congratulatory messages, but Qiufeng didn&#8217;t speak again, and Xiao Tianjing hadn&#8217;t appeared at all from start to finish.<br><br>&#8220;No wonder you didn&#8217;t go to the raid today.&#8221; Lu Hang flipped through the chat log and slammed his hand on the table. &#8220;Xiao Jingjing ran off with someone else!!!&#8221;<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi: &#8220;&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;Damn, is Xiao Tianjing going to join Qiufeng&#8217;s fixed team from now on? Won&#8217;t raids be so boring after that.&#8221; Lu Hang paused. &#8220;Is she still coming with us to kill the War God?&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;Sigh, it seems like they&#8217;re all getting married.&#8221; Lu Hang said, &#8220;After all, they used to be teammates. I should give her something&#8230; Xiangxiang, what are you going to give Xiaojingjing as a wedding gift?&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know.&#8221;<br><br>&#8220;But the girl has always been shy; for her to stick to your side for so long is already rare.&#8221; Lu Hang muttered to himself, sighing, &#8220;I wish her happiness.&#8221;<br><br>When Xiang Huaizhi didn&#8217;t respond, he put on his headphones again with a composed expression, using the movie&#8217;s audio to drown out Lu Hang&#8217;s murmurs.<br><br>Jing Huan waited beneath the Temple of Heaven in the main city all afternoon; his eyes blurred from looking before he finally finished what he needed to do.<br><br>He opened Xiang Huaizhi&#8217;s chat window and called out &#8220;Brother,&#8221; but the other party didn&#8217;t reply for a long time.<br><br>So he opened WeChat.<br><br>Xiaojing: Big brother~<br><br>A few minutes later.<br><br>To: ?<br><br>Xiaojing: What are you doing, why are you ignoring people in the game T.T<br><br>Xiang: &#8230;watch a movie.<br><br>Xiaojing ya: Got time to play a game!<br><br>Xiang: What&#8217;s up?<br><br>Xiaojing ya: Something&#8217;s up!<br><br>Xiaojing: Big news!!!<br><br>Xiang: I&#8217;m here.<br><br>Xiaojing: Mm-hmm, I&#8217;m waiting for you at the Moon Elder shrine *^0^*!<br><br>Xiang: &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br><br>Xiaojing: &#8230;0.0 What&#8217;s up?<br><br>Xiang: Nothing, soon.<br><br>Getting married so soon?<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi closed the video, pushed aside the tangled, hard-to-name emotions in his heart, and steered the character toward the Matchmaker Temple.<br><br>The Matchmaker was an elderly man with white hair, holding a bundle of red thread in his hand, his expression kindly, and a little fox spirit sat in front of him.<br><br>Except for the little fox spirit, there was no one else.<br><br>Seeing him, the little fox spirit immediately rose from the ground and pretended to dust off the dirt from her clothes.<br><br>[Current] Little Tianjing: Brother!<br><br>[Little Tianjing invites you to join her team. Yes, no.]<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi had a meal, then joined the group.<br><br>What did he mean by that? Why wasn&#8217;t Qiu Feng there?<br><br>&#8220;Brother, what book did you make today?&#8221; Jing Huan asked him.<br><br>&#8220;Something urgent came up, I didn&#8217;t make any.&#8221; Xiang Huaizhi asked, &#8220;\u2026What are we going to do?&#8221;<br><br>No one in the team responded to him; instead they took him by the hand and led him out. The two of them left the Moon Matchmaker Shrine.<br><br>They walked all the way to the guild transporter, and the scene shifted\u2014the two game avatars appeared inside the Idle Pavilion&#8217;s guild grounds.<br><br>Jing Huan led him to the little stream they had visited before and disbanded the team.<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi hadn&#8217;t yet had a chance to speak when the world before him suddenly lit up\u2014<br><br>Countless flowers spread out from beneath the little fox spirit\u2019s feet, colorful and profuse, a riot of blossoms.<br><br>Flowers of different hues were pieced together into a familiar pattern.<br><br>It was the heart-shaped design he had just seen that afternoon.<br><br>The only difference was that the character \u201c\u666f\u201d in the center of the fireworks had been replaced with \u201c\u5411.\u201d<br><br>[Current] Little Sweet Scene: Ta-da-da-da!!!<br><br>[Current] Little Sweet Scene: A Wednesday gift for brother! Today is another day of loving brother so much!<br><br>Jing Huan looked at the move he had just learned, completely pleased.<br><br>After watching the fireworks today, he threw a thousand gold to Qiu Feng as thanks and payment, asking the latter to teach him how to make the heart-shaped fireworks.<br><br>Giving flowers as if offering them to Buddha \u2014 convenient and effortless.<br><br>On the other end of the computer, Xiang Huaizhi stared at the fireworks, slow to react.<br><br>Lu Hang passed by holding a cup, saw the screen and was shocked: &#8220;Holy crap? This?? What&#8217;s going on??&#8221;<br><br>Xiang Huaizhi came to himself, tugged at his lips, his tone carrying a faint satisfaction and ease even he hadn&#8217;t noticed.<br><br>&#8220;Just what you saw.&#8221; he said, &#8220;The person is still here, didn&#8217;t run.&#8221;<br><br>Author&#8217;s note:<br><br>Qiufeng: You have no heart.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/guide-on-how-to-140542475?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=postshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link\" title=\"\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">You can find the complete novel in the link below<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/guide-on-how-to-140542475?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=postshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link\" title=\"\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating Completed<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"parent":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"novel":[],"class_list":["post-345","chapter","type-chapter","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.velvetink.xyz\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chapter\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.velvetink.xyz\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chapter"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.velvetink.xyz\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/chapter"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.velvetink.xyz\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.velvetink.xyz\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/chapter\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.velvetink.xyz\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"novel","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.velvetink.xyz\/es\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/novel?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}